Sssssh! If you look closely, right there, to the left, just under the cover of dense forest, you'll see a Sasquatch, aka "Bigfoot". See it? Nah, I don't either. But Tim sez it's there, and who am I to argue? I wasn't there, so I can neither confirm nor deny that Tim was able to catch a glimpse of the legendary creature whilst on vacation in beautiful Big Bear Lake, California. Let's just say that he did and leave it at that.
Space aliens. Or at least the exterior of their intriguingly advanced space ship. Oh, the locals say it's a solar observatory. Sure it is. That's clearly where the space aliens observe the sun while flying around it. (We know a space craft when we see it, don't we, Blitzers?) Fortunately, Tim was able to avoid abduction by the space aliens, which is a good thing. Would be really hard to get a hold of his pics if he were out orbiting the galaxy.
The giant boulders Tim didn't actually have to outrun. They were stationary. Now, as for the Finnish ninjas jumping off of them, well, thanks to all his stealthy photo-ninja reflexes, Tim was able to get away unharmed and with the Pentax intact.
Finally, the boat Tim took for a three-hour tour. (Or maybe it was 30 minutes, who knows? He didn't say. Though he did mention they traveled in a counter-clockwise direction. Obviously, he pays attention to the important details. That's what makes him a Maestro.) Anyway, the ship cruised along the lake peacefully... until it was overtaken by Pirates! Oodles of them! Were it not for Tim's quick escape on, uh, an escape boat, who knows what might have happened? In fact, I'm not quite sure where that fine sailing vessel is now... No one knows. (But I hear the crew is hanging out at Desi's in the Village, a local restaurant.)
So, Blitzers, that's my tale of Tim's Daring Adventures in Big Bear. As for Tim's version of what really happened, stay tuned tomorrow for more pics and the real deal on Big Bear. Until then, don't forget to Follow Your Blitz!
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