Do Not Disturb

Here, in an undisclosed, top-secret, super-stealthy location, your PhotoBlitz team is hard at work on not just one, not just two, but three major projects! Wait...no, maybe it's only two. (Like I told you, math really isn't my thing.) Anyway, there's a whole lotta Blitzing going on and we needed a distraction-free environment in which to focus and concentrate. Hence, the studio. Like it? We sure do, 'cause it's sweet! Spared no expense on this baby either. Literally. I mean, it was abandoned so it didn't cost a thing. But the inside is another story. Can you say, "a-ma-zing":? We put in a gigantic, LCD HDTV, fully-stocked snack bar (complete with popcorn popping machine), theater seating, and a full Blu-Ray library of all our favorite movies -- and even a few we only kinda like, just 'cause we could. Oh, and a couple of laptops with some photo-editing software. We don't use those much, though. No time. Like I said, we're busy-busy. In fact, I'd better get back to work. "School of Rock" isn't going to watch itself. Hey, Tim, I got dibs on the remote!...

Hasta later, Blitzers!