"It's not what you look at that matters,
it's what you see."
~ Henry David Thoreau ~

We REALLY Need New Equipment...

From: Tim
To: Lisa

I thought we'd have our DSLRs by now! So where are they? Just 'cause I can make magic with almost anything doesn't mean I should have to. I mean, this thing belongs in a museum.

From: Lisa
To: Tim

Tim-san, I'm right there with you. Look, not only is my camera even more retro-grade than yours, I have to spin gold out of this old thing. Do ya think that's easy? Where's my Mac Powerbook?!?

From: Tim
To: Lisa

What should we do? We really need to upgrade.

From: Lisa
To: Tim

Ummm...

How much plasma ya got?

Attention Job Seekers!

Because we are here for YOU, we're always on the lookout for news you can use. We know times are tough out there. Raises aren't being given, promotions aren't happening, and the job market has been tight. But thanks to Tim's eagle eye, we're able to bring you this exclusive job posting:

We don't know who the employer is, how much it pays, or, even what kind of job this is. (Frankly, we're afraid to ask.) But if the pickings have been slim, then this may be your opportunity of a lifetime! Before you apply, though, ask yourself just one question:

Am I really that desperate?

Kind of puts everything back into perspective, doesn't it?

Hey, you're welcome. Now go Follow Your Blitz!